Flems

A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.

She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.

woah, Ems Flems is such a weeb - but she's hella cute tho

by iamlaksbackuknow December 12, 2019

Femsome

The combination of the words female and wholesome to become the opposite of Femdom. In which a woman is comforting and friendly rather than mean and domineering but she also maintains a sexual presence.

Friend 1: how have you been mate?
Friend 2: not too good, I've been having a rough day, I think I'll go see a Femsome and try and cheer myself up. She's very comforting you know.

by Kaiser William III May 21, 2020

femspreading

The art of women spreading their bags and other carried items on a bus or a train. Often taking up more than one seat and causing discomfort to other passengers.

I wanted to sit down on the bus but there was a woman who was femspreading all over the seats.

by WayOfLight March 31, 2015

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

by depressedannie September 9, 2016

femsplaining

Femsplaining
fem•splain•ing — noun

The act of a woman — typically, of the feminist variety — to mistakenly believe she knows more than a man and about a man’s actions, then attempts to explain her "knowledge" via word-vomit.

I endured Megan femsplaining about how men sit on the subway train, then she femsplained some more about how she assumes men feel. feminist misandry femsplaining mansplaining feminism masculinity manspreading

by RubixCubix May 18, 2016

femsploitation

Femsploitation is the act of marketing a product or film using feminist talking points as an emotional appeal, just to sell to your target demographic. Similar to the Blaxsploitation films of the 70s.

Girl 1: I really like this companies "real beauty" campaign. It stresses that everyone is unique regardless of diet, body type or fashion!
girl 2: Yup. too bad it's a ploy used to sell beauty products. That's femsploitation for you.

by Sargent Singer January 14, 2014

Flemsnaznia

1. A magical realm that may or may not exist. Nobody knows if Flemsnaznia exists or not because there is no proof to argue in either direction."

2. A fictional place like Heaven or Hell only not as loaded full of horse shit."

Flemsnaznia: Heaven, Hell, Terebethia, Wonderland, Candy Mountain, Outer Space, Insectopia, or any other land/realm/pace of being that can't be 100% proved to exist/not exist.

by chickensgocluck August 25, 2008