Father

A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk

Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ January 28, 2022

Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

Bruce: I never knew my father

by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019

Father

The guy who went for milk!

Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.

by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019

Father

That person that was never in ur life

😭

Oh father, I wish you were here

by DatMemeDude February 6, 2018

Father

A literal mother fucker.

My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.

by CREAM (look up band) July 2, 2014

Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

by kim March 14, 2004