Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.

Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"

by shannonbananon August 19, 2013

testicular fortitude

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

by weave March 16, 2003

Testicular Fortitude

A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls.

To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.

You can’t win with reserve and lassitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude

by MikeSoussan May 2, 2008

testicular fortitude

Balls, as in courage or bravery. See also chutzpah.

He doesn't have the testicular fortitude to challenge me to a fight!

by JohnQPublic March 28, 2007

testicular fortitude

Courage; a term coined by WWE wrestler Mankind, from the term "balls" commonly used everywhere.

You don't have to testicular fortitude to hit me with that steel chair!

by Julio Christ June 14, 2006

testicle fortitude

The adjective form of testicle is testicular. The phrase should be "testicular fortitude".

I just met a guy who can't tell the difference between a noun and an adjective. It takes a lot of testicular fortitude to display your ignorance in public like that.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

testicle fortitude

means having balls, bravery, courage

if ya wanna win, u bettah reach down and grab for sum testicle fortitude

by Inflame November 23, 2003