Emptic

Eat my pussy till I cum

Emptic please

by Commit sedoku June 24, 2020

indescribable emptiness

Kurapika Kurta is now drowning in a indescribable emptiness

friend: hey-
you: Kurapika is now drowning in a indescribable emptiness

by Hizashi Yamamda UwU November 20, 2020

schrödinger's emoticon

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

by eruat October 4, 2014

empticiymabmpuuicoyd

Eat my p**** till I cum in your mouth, and beat my p**** up until I cum on your d***

Gf:I want you to empticiymabmpuuicoyd
Bf: And I oop-

by Cheddar tea July 16, 2019

emoticonundrum

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons

all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

pee-emptive strike

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.

"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."

by Obie M March 31, 2011

Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance

Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017