Elizabeth II

Immortal who has beheaded every other but one, so that she would fulfill her destiny as Queen of the United Kingdom forever and die with the Universe and the last immortal: the immortal snail. She has many powers but her most impressive one is being able to handle a 5-minute discussion with Boris Johnson. Legends say that Elon Musk created her in order to make every British person buy a Tesla so that he could play Grand Theft Auto in London.

Wow, who dat gal ? She damn fine brah.

She Elizabeth II man.

by Descartesbeforedahorse June 13, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II

These definitions aged like milk..

Queen Elizabeth II is now dead, Rest in peace

by Pxprobotvidz September 8, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II

Someone who made me lose hope got human immortality.

RIP Queen Elizabeth II 😇❤️

by UltimateDoge September 8, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II

She ran out of totems💀

“Dude did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died”

by killingmyselfrn September 9, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II

An immortal that will never die and will rule England forever. She is currently 94 but will probably live till 1000.

Queen Elizabeth II has been alive for so long, I don't think she will ever die.

by JamesCharlesBootyCheeks June 2, 2020

queen elizabeth ii

To defecate; to extrude fecal matter from the buttox

Hey, I'll be back in a minute I gotta go take a Queen Elizabeth II"

by Kirix May 29, 2011

Queen Elizabeth II

A British Queen with an ignominious history who lived for 96 years until she died peacefully at her home in Balmoral, Scotland, on September 8, 2022.

Random person: Queen Elizabeth II dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family I said hello
Me: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022