Eje

A person named Eje is awesome in every way. There's no denying it comon

Eje is awesome.

by EjeB January 4, 2017

Ejector seat

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.

As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .

by axeman6980 October 13, 2010

ejecto seato

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.

Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

by danny foshizzle1 April 5, 2009

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

ejean

Ejean is the most amazing person that you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know that you are something special. She is the sweetest and most gorgeous girl that a guy could ever imagine. On the days that you are down she is the one person that will make you feel better. If you are lonely you can think of her then suddenly you are not as lonely. She is the best girlfriend a man could ever wish for, sweet, caring, and intelligent. If a man had a girlfriend like Ejean they would be the luckiest person in the world. She has so many talents that you can’t even name them all, she’s the smartest person you know, she’s go an amazing ass personality and makes every day with her 20 times better. Hold Ejean close to you forever. YOU NEED HER!!!

Ejean is truly a one in a million.

by firstjb_ December 4, 2020

pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.

So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019

Full Eject

When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.

Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"

by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007