Dual Wield

To simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus with two clenched fists.

"Hey Neil, what did you get up to last night?"
"Was doin a bit of dual wielding man!"
"Playing Halo? Any headshots?"
"Nah man,I was dual wielding this girl I picked up"

by Dualer129 December 18, 2011

dual wield

1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.

Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.

by Xfing January 24, 2014

dual wield

The act of playing a ps3 and xbox along side each other at once with separate tv's.

Matt, do you want to come over and dual wield with your xbox?

by Matthew colorclaw July 2, 2009

Dual Wield

drawing and firing two weapons at once, one in each hand. most commonly takes place with pistols unless mass destruction is sought and automatic rifles or SMGs are used instead.

neo was runnin' up walls n shit when he went dual wield on their asses.

by neo384923704982743 May 4, 2009

Dual Wield

Wielding two items at once, of any particular matter.

I dual wield swords <==|-('.')-|==>
I dual wield guns
I dual wield pencils

by Some Noob dual wielding often August 24, 2009

dual wield

Also called akimbo style, the practice of using two weapons simultaneously, one in each hand. The term usually refers to firearms, most commonly pistols (but machine pistols and other weapons can be used).

The practice has its start in the Old West. when cowboys generally carried single-action revolvers. Since these weapons generally had no more than a six round capacity and slow reload times, it was often necessary to carry more than one handgun. However, since most of the handguns were single-action, it was very impractical to dual-wield them. It is more likely that the cowboys used what is called a New York Reload which is to hold one gun in each hand, firing with the strong hand (generally the right) and then, when that gun ran out of ammunition, switching it out with the gun in the weak hand.

Dual-wielding as it is known today first became common in kung fu movies featuring guns, such as those directed by John Woo (called gun fu). The use in films later spread to some action and western films. Today, in addition to action movies and show, it is not uncommon to see akimbo style in video games.

There is a bunch of kids running around today who think dual wield is legitimate technique because of what they have seen in movies like the Matrix series and games like Halo. Dual wield is highly impractical for a variety of reasons. First of all, it makes aiming much more difficult. It is almost much more difficult to handle recoil when you are firing two handguns at one time.

by northendwhitetrash December 17, 2009

dual wield

v. when one masturbates using both hands although not simultaneously on a single penis. Sometimes refers to masturbation in general can simply be shortened to wielding. you can hear this term often used by pussypoos

"What hand to you use?"
"I dual wield!"

"Pussypoos came over and dual wielded me for three hours while I looked at Sports 11"

by Friendo4Sports11 December 9, 2008