deficit

Deficit is the amount of something under the required amount.

She didn't blow me well enough and I fell short of ejaculating. The deficit was approximately ten sucks, and I went home with blue balls.

by Just_One_Random_Walnut August 28, 2016

Deficit

Eating a double cheeseburger menu with apple pie and a deep dish chocolate chip cookie and calling it a deficit

Evelin says she's in a deficit, but obviously she's lying

by Deficitmaster March 20, 2022

deficit spending

A way of doing large national projects on kredit.

FDR ran a mass deficit spending moment. It led us out of that depression prepare for the next fucking one.

by Booty lion turtule March 21, 2016

Defecate deficit

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

Reality Deficit Disorder

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

brain deficit

relating to having a brain deficiency. a brain deficit will usually be either very silly, stupid, idiotic or all of the above. shave a square into your son's head to prevent him from getting the brain deficiency. you can also wrap your newborn child's head in a cloth to make their head nice and round, bengali style. this prevents brain shrinkage. unfortunately, there will be some cases in which preventing a brain deficiency will be impossible, as some are just born without brains. these are known as brain deficits. there are no known cures to having a brain deficiency. maybe give your sorrows to the sadh guru or sumin idk

someone: haha Kai, you silly, stupid, idiotic and all of the above, you're such a brain deficit. you're not even a smooth brain because you suffer from an incurable brain deficiency.

Kai: Should I call my mum ??

by asalin315 March 12, 2021

humour deficit

comedic bankruptcy,inability to either experience or create anything amusing

HD sufferer - you can say that again
normal person - oh can I - repeats what he has just said
HD sufferer - no response
normal person- i see you are suffering a humour deficit problem
HD sufferer- excuse me i do not understand

by Joel Plews November 14, 2007