DIDOF

A dad I do occiacionally fuck.

My husband is a total DIDOF!

by Dilfqueen May 24, 2022

Dinofloor

Trading Floors are dying out like the dinosaur - thus they should be called a Dinofloor.

Joe finished up his career as a trader on the Crude Oil Dinofloor.

by JRKY September 17, 2012

dinoflagellate

A really big fart. Big enough to shake the room like a dinosaur. Dino = big like a dinosaur, flagellate = flatulent.

That was a dino-sized fart. Like, a dinoflagellate!

by blarghvierdes September 26, 2010

Dinofluffyunicorntwat

When you no some one called wafflesaur and have nothing else to describe him as

You are a dinofluffyunicorntwat

by NinjaJstar June 26, 2016

DIKOFF

This is when a group of male friends see a hot girl and need to acknowledge the fact that she is hot to there friends, in order to do this they say dikoff to there friend and then waits for the confirmation from there friend by also saying dikoff. This code word is extremely useful in situations where there is a hot girl near by but one of the males is with his girlfriend at the time

two males hanging about with one of the males girlfriends there at the time.

MALE ONE "hey did you see the game last nite?"
MALE TWO "yeah it was pretty good"

hot girl walks buy

MALE ONE "dikoff!"
MALE TWO "dikoff!"

MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "whats dikoff?"
MALE ONE "thats the name of a football player"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "Ohh ok"

by T-man 2490 February 4, 2008

Dinoffed

When someone spends a alot of time researching an item to get the best deal before purchasing. To find out 5 seconds after buying it:

- its a shit model and there is a better one out

- it is 25-40% cheaper on most web sites.

Larry spent 9 month researching his new phone before buying it. As he boasted about his purchase, Paul metioned that there was infact, a newer phone released 4 days earlier and that he had paid well over the odds for the phone.

"Oh my god, you've been Dinoffed"

by The_Turk December 2, 2009

Dinofantasy

Dinofantasy is a dream or illusion that a follower of Dino Martin has 'bout the King of Cool.

My pallie's Dinofantasy is that he is Dino's personal bartender, mixin' Dino's drinks, lightin' Dino's smokes, and bein' Dino's personal confidant.

by kentsmokerguy March 20, 2007