Dickslexic

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.

Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.

by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020

Dickslexic

A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs

She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 21, 2016

Dickslexic

Opposite of the normal forward state...your dick actually is coming out your ass!

I was using the urinal but realized I was DICKSLEXIC...so i sat down on the toilet.

by Dick S March 30, 2010

Dickslexic

When you can't tell if a dick is a good dick or a bad dick.

When he first whipped it out, I thought it was gonna be bigger, that's when I realized I was dickslexic.

by Daisyspins1 May 26, 2017

dickslexic

Word created from the streamer '''' on Twitch

WooLuBu: dickslexic
Chat: WHAT?
WooLuBu: NO I MEAN DYSLEIXC

by R.Riya.a November 25, 2021

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009