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DGAF5

DGAF5, or "Don't Give A Fast Flying Fuck Fake Friday, is a holiday celebrated on every Thursday. The holiday celebrates the lack of doing anything stressful, work-related, or otherwise unvoluntary.
"Hey man, wanna chill later tonight?"
"Can't it's DGAF5"
by Tazerzly November 16, 2018
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DGAF

1) Stands for Don't Give A Fuck. It's an acronym that let's you show how much you Don't Give A Fuck about anything.

2) Can also be adopted as a lifestyle. You live life, not giving a fuck about anybody or anything, you simply do you. It doesn't mean you are heartless or ignorant, it just means you don't tolerate dumb shit and have no fucks to give.
1) Chad: Hey did you here about Tyler getting married?
Dave: DGAF.
Chad: Huh?
Dave: Chad, I Don't Give A Fuck.
Chad: You're an asshole, Dave.

2) Dave lived his life by a simple code: DGAF. He lives life worrying about himself and not giving a fuck about any dumbshit he experiences. A common response used in his daily life is "I Don't Give A Fuck."
by DEF3 September 4, 2020
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DGAFathon

An extended period of time in which one or more individuals DGAF. Participants of a DGAFathon couldn't care less about the subject on hand, be it school or life. A DGAFathon occurs naturally when an excess of bullshit manifests itself without the danger of consequences haunting the victims.
Dude 1: Hey, are you doing the physics worksheet?

Dude 2: Pfffft, physics? That class is a DGAFathon. Just turn in last week's worksheet.

Dude 1: I didn't do that one either.

Dude 2: Dude....fuck it.
by iCreditDanny November 30, 2010
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DGAF day

dont give a fuck day, When you chill an entire day at school or work and do nothing.
Friend: Are you stressed about that test today.
You: nah, im having a DGAF day bro
by Professor Chillington March 13, 2011
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tl;tr&dgaf

'Dude': Hey 'Bro' take a look at this article it's only 4 pages long

'Bro': tl;tr&dgaf
by richerpaumade July 18, 2009
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dgaff

Yeah, I'd move that thing for you, except that I DGAFF about it, or you.
by gvd October 7, 2007
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Dgaf teacher

<Noun>
A teacher that either dresses Dgaf and/or as a Dgaf attitude. These teachers are the teachers who let you text in class, talk, and listen to your iPod. If your lucky, your teacher will even let you use his/her computer.
Nick: Ugh I hate my study hall its so boring.

Natha: I love mine, we got Mrs. Boat, shes totally a Dgaf teacher.
by dats2dope December 16, 2009
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