dgafd

Don't Give a Fuck Day; usually applied to Fridays, but can be used for all other days of the week when no fucks need to be given.

After long bitter week of hard work, I was found chilling in my cubicle watching YouTube videos; in which my response to my coworkers' inquisitive looks was "DGAFD!!!"

dgafd by whispertotherain February 5, 2014

DGAF 

1) Stands for Don't Give A Fuck. It's an acronym that let's you show how much you Don't Give A Fuck about anything.

2) Can also be adopted as a lifestyle. You live life, not giving a fuck about anybody or anything, you simply do you. It doesn't mean you are heartless or ignorant, it just means you don't tolerate dumb shit and have no fucks to give.

1) Chad: Hey did you here about Tyler getting married?
Dave: DGAF.
Chad: Huh?
Dave: Chad, I Don't Give A Fuck.
Chad: You're an asshole, Dave.

2) Dave lived his life by a simple code: DGAF. He lives life worrying about himself and not giving a fuck about any dumbshit he experiences. A common response used in his daily life is "I Don't Give A Fuck."

DGAF by DEF3 September 4, 2020

DGAFathon

An extended period of time in which one or more individuals DGAF. Participants of a DGAFathon couldn't care less about the subject on hand, be it school or life. A DGAFathon occurs naturally when an excess of bullshit manifests itself without the danger of consequences haunting the victims.

Dude 1: Hey, are you doing the physics worksheet?

Dude 2: Pfffft, physics? That class is a DGAFathon. Just turn in last week's worksheet.

Dude 1: I didn't do that one either.

Dude 2: Dude....fuck it.

DGAFathon by iCreditDanny November 30, 2010

DGABD

Short for: "Don't get a big dick"

Used mostly when someone overreacts, gets upset, or down-right won't shut the fuck up. Originated from Tourette's Guy videos.

Mom: "Clean your room!"
You: "In a minute!"

-Minutes pass-

Mom: "CLEAN YOUR ROOM!"
You: "ALRIGHT, DGABD!"

DGABD by ChuckNorrisAfro. July 28, 2010

DGAF day 

dont give a fuck day, When you chill an entire day at school or work and do nothing.

Friend: Are you stressed about that test today.
You: nah, im having a DGAF day bro

DGAF day by Professor Chillington March 13, 2011

tl;tr&dgaf

Too Long;To Read & Don't Give A Fuck

'Dude': Hey 'Bro' take a look at this article it's only 4 pages long

'Bro': tl;tr&dgaf

tl;tr&dgaf by richerpaumade July 18, 2009

dgaff 

Don't Give A Flying Fuck

Yeah, I'd move that thing for you, except that I DGAFF about it, or you.

dgaff by gvd October 7, 2007