Definitions by Tazerzly

DGAF5 

DGAF5, or "Don't Give A Fast Flying Fuck Fake Friday, is a holiday celebrated on every Thursday. The holiday celebrates the lack of doing anything stressful, work-related, or otherwise unvoluntary.

"Hey man, wanna chill later tonight?"
"Can't it's DGAF5"

DGAF5 by Tazerzly November 16, 2018