Crustwang

the time between when sex is over and when you clean your dick. The layer of crust that accumulates on your dick after sex.

Oh my god, you’ve just given me a crustwang!

by Markmerciless December 3, 2018

Crustianity

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.

Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.

by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007

Thin-crusting

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

crusting

when someone does something so vile or ratchet that you feel your soul deteriorate

Ew, I can't believe she came to school with her hair like that; I'm crusting.

by stairwellsister June 7, 2018

crustware

Ancient hardware or software especially that which was never particularly appealing even when new and is now devoid of any merit save its use as an example of obsolescence.

He fired up his old laptop and, behold, OS2/Warp struggled into life for the first time since 1994. This venerable piece of crustware filled the screen with its red and white startup screen proclaiming "All rights reserved". Ironic since nobody wanted it then and they sure as hell didn't want it now.

by dr_D February 10, 2009

Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

crustang

A Ford Mustang. A crusty Mustang. May be driven by someone with a mullet.

"Yo dude, let's take my car. I don't want to be seen riding in your crustang."

by Jeff Nolastein March 13, 2008