Creamload

Male ejaculate; usually deposited inside a womans vagina, ass or on her stupid grinning face.

Mike: I left a creamload in that bitch last night.
Einstein: Shit man! You crazy? Ain't you paying enough child support already?

by creamload May 25, 2010

Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

crapload

a overly excessive amount of something

I have a crapload of homework to do.

by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008

Creamboat

A highly attractive or desirable person (generally male) that when looked at causes a gushing sensation of creamy goodness in ones undergarments.

Dan is a total creamboat. Now I gotta change my pants
cream creamed gush cum dreamboat

by Diamond Lil June 23, 2009

crapload

see shitload

by Cantrip June 20, 2003

craploading

craploading is the practice where buffet restaurants fill the buffet with food most people won't want, so it looks like the buffet has tons of food on it when you're standing in line, yet on closer inspection most of it has been sitting out there for hours because nobody wants it. Then when something good is put out, it's gone in 30 seconds.

There's nothing but mushroom, jalapeno and anchovy pizzas on the buffet? I hate craploading

by Gentle Jim June 10, 2010

Crapload

Smallest denominator of a fuckton

That looks like a crapload of corn!

by anonymous September 24, 2021