by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019
Get the Contracted mug.Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.
by The S Master June 13, 2021
Get the Contracted Crop Duster mug.Smart Contracts are a tangible expression of the term 'Code is Law'. By coding prerequisite conditions into an algorithmic contract, one can essentially create a self-executing contract, eliminating the need for a middleman and automating the process of trust.
It is a common feature of blockchain and cryptocurrency protocols.
It is a common feature of blockchain and cryptocurrency protocols.
I tried to scam a customer for his money before the GPS logistics system verified delivery of the goods, but the pesky smart contract prevented me from touching their funds!
by Zenarchism October 17, 2018
Get the Smart Contract mug.an assassion for hire. paid to kill, and not leave a trace of evidence that can lead back to the customer.
by Ric0 September 14, 2007
Get the Contract Killer mug.Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
by FoulMe January 4, 2012
Get the Shit Contraction mug.Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?
Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."
Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."
by Gumybob November 5, 2009
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