Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.

Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted

by Bh 81091 November 27, 2021

compost

Common word for a recycling heap in the backyard. Also used to describe a girl who is similar to a smelly, large pile of rotting and decaying waste.

See that fatty, she is so unwanted she is compost.

by Reece Evans March 09, 2008

compost

to post a comment on another's facebook post.

Their facebook status said the band was breaking up, so I composted that this was an utter tragedy.

by MrsFancyPants June 05, 2015

Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.

My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.

by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017

Compost

The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.

That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night.

by Mr. Recycler March 18, 2019

compost

the act of not removing the ash out of a bowl of a bong or pipe. To throw in more smoking material (tobaco marijuana) on top of the ash and continue smoking.

"Don't bother ashing bro, compost that shyt "-willy potsmoker

by smalliebigs September 16, 2009

The Compost

The location where both people and animals are dry-farmed.

Dirty Mike and the boys just took me to the compost. Boy am I loose!

by Zesty Uncle August 20, 2020