compel

to force or drive, especially to a course of action

His disregard of the rules compels us to dismiss him

by BO Abood December 27, 2014

Compel me

Compel me is another word for “make me” when your man/girl says you can’t say make me anymore so say compel me instead :)

Him: stop saying “make me”

Her: fine, compel me ;)

Him: oop-

by Daddy’sPrincess02 August 5, 2020

Motion to Compel Appraisal

n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!

by Superlativeness February 20, 2021

Competitive BSing

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.

Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.

by zMuZZle February 5, 2020

Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.

Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !

by EightBall February 5, 2014

over compensator

A man who tries way too hard to feel better about having a small penis. Usually seen trying to impress women with cars, cash, clothes, or a macho attitude. This showing off helps them to think that people dont know about the small johnson. Most often, over compensators have no actual personality or character. Usually loners that hide the fact that they really want to kill themselves because of their tiny penises.

Tom Brady is a totally perfect example of an over compensator.

by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020