collected

When someone makes an unwarranted advance with the intention of taking you home that night.

Can you believe my friend Allie almost got collected tonight? Tragic, right?

by Mizz Popo February 11, 2017

Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life

I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

by Savy my nigga July 6, 2018

Bone Collected

v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.

"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"

by Bnewb November 9, 2008

cool and collected

The phrase is used to describe the demeanour of a person;other meanings are--dignified,unperturbed

Even after her darling husband's untimely death, she continued living her life in her usual cool and collected fashion

by Urvi Sukul Singh February 3, 2008

Garbage Collected

Kicked out, banned, taken out with the trash!

It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.

Steve: What happened to that office delivery dude that keeps delivering a Hawaiian Pizza every time we order Deep Dish Pizza?
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!

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Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!

by OffBeatDrummer November 24, 2020

calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.

#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."

by hahahahano. February 22, 2018

calm cool and collected

someone who does not fall for rage baits easily

Julia is not calm cool and collected because she falls for rage baits easily.

by the tree on the side of thecar July 22, 2025