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Cockuse

v. The act of using your cock properly to ensure a woman's orgasm.

v. Creating an orgasmatistic experience with your cock.

n. A cock worth being proud of
My God that guy had some great cockuse.
by Ron Becker July 7, 2008
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Iowa Cockus

When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.
Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.
by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021
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Cockserphobia

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.
Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word
by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014
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Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
by VRH November 19, 2007
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cockus erectus

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.
by PeeBee February 19, 2004
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cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
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Cockset

A cockset is the word typically used in Trinidad for Mosquito Coils.

No one I know has been able to explain to me why it's called a cockset, but if you're down in Trinidad and someone ask if you need a cockset, it's not what it sounds like
Aye gyal come bring a cockset for de man, he no want get eat up here.
by Poopin04 July 28, 2009
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