Cockspit

The saliva (spit) left around a penis (cock) after being deepthroated

"Lap that cockspit up, Maggie"

"There was so much cockspit, I thought it was an eel"

"Oi, cockspit... fuck off"

by timo_cash September 26, 2008

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.

John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.

by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

by currybomb July 28, 2010

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockshit

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017