Clusterslap

A series of slaps given using one or both hands, within a short period of time. Its like a single slap, but better.

If you say that fucking word one more time ima clusterslap you.

by .anna. November 24, 2009

clusterflop

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity

My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.

by Macsloan December 21, 2013

Clustershart

A gathering of continuous sharts. Like artillery in your pants.

Did you see John's clustershart aftermath?

by bastont July 23, 2009

clusterflake

clusterflake is the social phenomenon characterized by a buttload of people just not showing up, typically so sporadically, in such numbers, and with so little advance warning that the original plan or plans are thrown into disintegrating disarray. (syn: cluster flake)

"Despite a week's notice more than half the movie group clusterflaked, most without even calling."

"We'd arranged a big dinner, followed by a meet with another crew, then all hit a party downtown. Three people showed up in total, the whole night. It was a complete cluster flake."

by Dude I Flaked April 21, 2008

clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

Clustershag

See Clusterfuck.

Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.

Gained popularity on late night television(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.

Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"

Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"

by chubbykitten13 June 25, 2010

Clausterslaupin

A valley that the Vikings transcended in eastern Oklahoma where they killed a deer and found some salt near the pleasant, crystal river.

My troubles began in Clausterslaupin Valley.

by dsw812 October 16, 2014