Clax

A Sudden or unexpected event, usually at one's misfortune.

Dylan had a clax when the model rocket engine suddenly shot exhaust into his face.

Jim had a clax when the gun unexpectedly fired onto his foot.

Misfortune event

by d_leet February 03, 2016

Claxed

Another definition for the word high or stoned, but instead of weed you are getting stoned with jellybeans

V: Yo g what's up.
Z: Nm, getting claxed after school?
V: Sure thing!

by Vaskicha April 24, 2019

Clax

To “clax” or the act of “claxing” describes the practice of blasting rope all over your neighbors dog.

“Did you hear how Eli claxed Ms. Johnson’s dog the other day?”

by claxingmaster123 April 09, 2024

Clax

To expand and contract your anal walls with such force and veracity it makes an off-clapping noise: clax.

"I watched my girl clax on it last night, shit was amazing"

by RedFruitMasterClaxxer July 17, 2024

Claxing

1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.

Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

by YOURMOMFUCKEDMELASTNIGHT123456 March 19, 2024

Claxing

When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.

“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”

by D20Dicing April 10, 2024

Claxing

Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.

Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.

by Clax lover March 30, 2024