Chandlerism

A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.

"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."

by darth_california September 20, 2009

Chandlerism

A religion in which believes in the almighty chandler and the number one even more almighty, God.

“Yes, Yes I do follow Chandlerism, in the chible, in chandleronomy 33:14 it says “the sexy man, chandler will come and bounce thy ass upon request and leave after you have ejaculated semen on them thick ass cheeks.”

by ChandlerismFollowe72 March 18, 2021

Chandlerism

When a man is married to a woman, but has deep and intimate feelings for a man.

His chandlerism is going to result in his children asking questions when they get older.

by Dragoon231 June 17, 2011

Chandlerism

Pretty much the coolest, most amazing practice you will ever come across.

Teachings of the Great Chandler, who resides in Southern California, usually leave you in amazement, and make you question your sanity.

Knows the secret to life, as-well.

Chandler likes to drink Vodka and OJ, take LSD, and party it up!

You wish I would write some Chandlerism, but it's not as powerful or inspiring if I just quote Chandler.
You'd have to hear it in person.

"Fuck it. Quote me, dammit!" : )

by Kylie(: February 13, 2009

Chandlerian

Akin to a smug child who just peed in the pool.

"Have a nice swim," he said with a Chandlerian smile.

by The Dark Author January 11, 2023

Chandlering

Being so awkward you turn into chandler from friends

Going off topic because youre awkward

woman - "i had sex with this big hairy man last night"
man - "yeah? i love peanuts"
woman - "what"
man - just chandlering..

"could i beeee anymore awkward"

by sexygoddddddddd September 25, 2011

Chandlers Ford

As a response to the definition I saw l, I have decided to create my own. Chandlers Ford is not a snobby town and there are plenty of roadmen who go to schools like Toynbee and Thornden. Not many people are 'rich'. And people live there because its a nice area. Of course its not a perfect place (and the town has a lot of anime-obsessed year 7s) but it's not snobby

Bob: Wanna go to ASDA in Chandlers Ford?

Smith: Yeah sure, I mean maybe we could see some Naurito running year 7s.

by Gabbob11 February 14, 2020