Boxerbation

The pathetic act of simulated boxing, through high speed, rapid succession uppercuts, jabs and haymakers, against imaginary opponents.

Boxerbation is usually done in private if the if the person still possesses a shred of dignity.

Public boxerbation although still legal in most states is generally frowned upon as to ridiculous to warrant acknowledgment as an actual human function.

In the film Real Steel, Hugh Jackman almost pulled off being human until, his bizarre display of public boxerbation in front of an audience of millions.

by Rick Pitt October 8, 2011

boneration

A penis that is in a state of erection

It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

by Cody (wdw_) December 19, 2003

bonersation

noun: a conversation between a boy and a girl, and the only reason a boy is talking to the girl is to score.

dan: I'm gonna go have a nice bonersationn with that girl over there.

by daveynorthshore June 29, 2011

bonermational

Something that is informational and gives you a hard on simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen those eyehandy videos on Youtube ?

Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !

by johnnygoesbananass August 2, 2011

Bonervation

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner

Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise

by Matt Huff September 8, 2016

Boxturbation

To masturbate (self-intimacy) inside a box.

I was very lonely,cold and ashamed i coudl not get any,so i resorted to boxturbation.

by Daynizzle December 7, 2003

Boxerbating

The ridiculous act of multiple fast paced simulated uppercuts and jabs without an actual opponent or partner.

Example:
Hugh Jackman, looked absurd boxerbating for the final 3 minute thrilling climax of Real Steel.

by P2 Pitt October 8, 2011