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bookie's biro 

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.
I came back from my weekend at Julie's with a cock like a bookie's biro.
bookie's biro by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

boone's farming 

Drinking very cheap - usually with little or no shame. Person doesn't necessarily have to drink Boone's Farm to be accused of the act of "Boone's Farming"
1. Did you see Reggie 'Boone's Farming' at the bar? He must be broke or depressed.

2. I'm going Boone's Farming tonight. I need to get drunk - quick

Boone's Farm 

A delicious wine,that is both extremely affordable and available at pretty much any establishment that sells liquor.
Dave: I wanna get my drink on but i spent all my money on this quarter.

John:Well i heard they have Boone's Farm 2 for $5 down at the ghetto mart

Dave:And so our journey begins....
Boone's Farm by sir.davey February 23, 2011

Boone's Farm baby 

Boone's Farm wine is known to make girls go wild and to pick the first guy they see to go ride bare back with.
"last night Katie drink a bottle of Boone's Farm and went from up tight girl to trailer park chick in less then 15 min and then she hooked up with a nasty old german guy named Rich that smells funny ands going bald, and now she has a Boone's Farm baby and lives in a trailer."

bookie's pencil 

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.
he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.
bookie's pencil by papers March 29, 2007