Definitions by sir.davey

Italian Massage 

To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.

Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.

John: Ever heard of running dumbass?

Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...

Italian Massage by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011

Boone's Farm 

A delicious wine,that is both extremely affordable and available at pretty much any establishment that sells liquor.

Dave: I wanna get my drink on but i spent all my money on this quarter.

John:Well i heard they have Boone's Farm 2 for $5 down at the ghetto mart

Dave:And so our journey begins....

Boone's Farm by sir.davey February 23, 2011

Dirty Joint

A joint made up of roaches from previously smoked joints.

John:Damn man, Look at all these roaches we got.

Dave:Let's roll ourselves some Dirty Joints.

John:LET'S DO IT!

Dirty Joint by Sir.Davey October 21, 2010

Necrophilia 

The Funnest thing ever.

Necrophilia Is Fuckin Epic,I'm Gonna Rape That Dead Body Soooooo Super Hard That The Rigor Will Loosen Up!

Necrophilia by Sir.Davey October 18, 2010

SouL 

A graffiti artist from mostly Jackson Michigan,thats just beginning to get up.

I seen some of Mr.SouL's throwies the other day, its getting better and better everytime see it!

SouL by Sir.Davey October 18, 2010

Creamy Man 

A man who lives to toss salad and/or get his salad tossed.

Joe: Hey Rob, let me munch down on your poopchute!

Rob: Thats the third time you've asked me that today you douchenozzle.

Joe: Nuh uh, its the first time.

Rob: Just shut your face you sick Creamy Man!

Creamy Man by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010

Painters Touch 

A brand of rustoleum spray paint that is very easy to come by,it's also available in many different colors and is mostly favored by graffiti writers.

Fuck that color place shit,I want some painters touch.

Painters Touch by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010