bootie(s) 

brotha from anotha motha (best buds)

mah booties and i are chillin

bootie(s) by hot as hell and super sexy April 12, 2003

bookie's biro 

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.

I came back from my weekend at Julie's with a cock like a bookie's biro.

bookie's biro by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

bookie's pencil 

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

bookie's pencil by papers March 29, 2007

White Man's Boogie 

The dance only terrible, non-rhythmic white guys do.
A shuffle from side to side

"Look over there! John's doing the White Man's Boogie!"

"what an idiot."

White Man's Boogie by BeccaBabyBooBear January 15, 2009

Boobie-doo's

When her belly sticks out further than her boobie-doo

She suffers from boobie-doo's

Boobie-doo's by ChillxBilly October 6, 2020

Tucker's Bowtie 

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

Tucker's Bowtie by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie 

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning

Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.

Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022