Blob 

A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol

1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.

Blob by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020

Blob 

British slang for a condom.

"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"

Blob by Thumper 5 January 20, 2018

blob 

a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank

Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)

Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty

Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters

blob by yrba1 April 12, 2009

Blob 

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

Blob by the howboucha guy March 6, 2008

Blob 

A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck

As ksi said in laid in America "tamatha is a complete blob"

Blob by ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA1234 September 16, 2016

BLOB 

BLOB is an acronym for Binary Large OBject. It is a data type used for storing large binary information in the database. Typically BLOBs are images, audio or other multimedia objects...

Geek Girl: I need to store videos in my database. What data type should I use?

Geek Boy: use BLOB, it is great for storing large files like that.

BLOB by Kalamelka September 9, 2006

blob 

1-n-a person who is fat
2-n-the actual fat on a person's body
3-v-to do nothing of importance; hang around
4-v-to be PMSing

1-that blob got in the way of our basketball game!
2-eytan's blob shook as he walked
3-sara and i just blobbed around all day
4-she's blobbing today. be careful

blob by Shane O' June 12, 2005