Autoostic

If you have a son with way too many chromosomes and it sexually identifies as a guitar.

You might like it electric, but my baby's autoostic.

by sue.dough.nim February 13, 2017

autisticsexual

what is this? i hate everything about this. this is not a valid sexuality. whoever made this, i hate you, i wish you never made this. i have autism and this is not how people use autism.
i swear, people make everything a sexuality.

Friend 1: Hey! i am autisticsexual and im proud! :D

Friend 2: you are not my friend anymore i hate you.

by im557 December 20, 2021

automatic dick

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

rm has an automatic dick

by yoursenpia May 7, 2018

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi

I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009

Autistic

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.

idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

by Dubiks August 23, 2018

Fully semi-automatic

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words

Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic

by NRA doesn’t want people to die June 13, 2018

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.

Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

by Murphdogg March 8, 2019