assrat

someone who fingers their own ass.

Dan: "Hey man"
Shane: "Fuck off assrat"

by handsome_hyena August 1, 2008

assrat

face made when one puffs up cheeks, flares nostrils, and bulges eyes. ask for model demonstration; never do alone.

50 cent looks like an assrat.

see how easy that is!!

by jabooleha August 21, 2003

Assrat

Sexiest dude alive. Great at talking to people and being an awesome dude in general. Assrats have won numerous gold medals in the olympics and will always give you the cauldron when asked. Always ready to humiliate you when needed and attracts tons of girls. 'Assrats are the best' Every person ever

Assrat was the popular guy at school, everyone lved him

by Saber_Tooth_Rat April 22, 2021

assrat bastard

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

by Telephony May 13, 2013

24 carat asshat

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.

Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017

Assbath

ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"

SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"

by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019

asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

by Anonymous October 11, 2002