by Allie May 13, 2005
Get the assets mug.When a woman who is storing her Moneybrallet style (cash tucked into a bra) is both showing some cleavage and also doesn't have the money tucked all the way into her bra, so some or most of the cash is visible in the cleavage. This is especially the case when the bills being stored are tips accumulated on the job. This can be done for several reasons:
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.
Your assets are showing, and so are your other assets.
by schnappoulop May 24, 2014
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You should go to bush once or twice a month to avoid depression. Don't forget to take some assets with you.
by Fwoop Markin February 1, 2023
Get the assets mug.When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
Get the liquidate the assets mug.Frozen Assets - noun
1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.
2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.
Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.
3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.
While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.
Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.
Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.
2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.
Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.
3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.
While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.
Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.
Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D
2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets
3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets
A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets
Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D
2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets
3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets
A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets
Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
Get the Frozen Assets mug.The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.
To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011
Get the Liquidating Assets mug.There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.
by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021
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