Ass butter

Ass Butter: The cause of this occurrence is widely known among the over weight people that work in hot environments, as the body sweats the opening of the rectom sacreats a light yellow fluid with a pungent oder that has been recorded to smell from 6 feet away.

"Jason" fuck sake did u smell that fat cunt jump off that fork lift.
"Kevin" yea bro, he must be seriously turning up some ass butter inbatween thoes cheeks !!

by ICEsmoke September 14, 2018

ass butter

The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.

I say, how old is this yogurt, mother? It tastes like ass butter.

by Lenny Rowan October 11, 2004

Ass Butter

The stuff you find in between your ass cheecks after not showering for days.

There was so much ass butter in the hobo's ass he could ass butter his toast.

by Jameses September 22, 2005

Ass Butter

That thick white spread you cake onto baby's asses when they have diarrhea. Could be Butt Paste, Desitin, etc... its all Ass Butter.

Wife: Damn it, will you shut that baby up?
Husband: Sure, pass me the Ass Butter... he's due for another spread.

by Noslot July 21, 2009

Ass Butter

The Perfect Topping For Any Toast

Jim: You Got Any Ass Butter
John: Check The Fridge

by Yivo13 April 14, 2010

Ass Butter

a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.

Archibald:"I say old boy, pass me the assbutter!"
Reginald: "Righto you silly clown!"

by Assbutterer August 10, 2003

Ass Butter

what comes out from a girls ass after sex

your ass is buttering!

by as butta´ August 2, 2003