God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine

1.) Underground tightly regimented politcal freedom/anarchist organisation, located in an undergroud secret volcano layer underneath the rolling pasture of Fallbrook. AKA G.A.S.O.B.M.

2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.

"God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine is responsible for all acts of vandalism in Sounthern California, manufacturing of explosive devices, kidnapping, distillation, theft, raids, and other questionable activity of the dubious teenager sort."

"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"

by Spiderman & El Diablo December 10, 2008

Kanye's Anti-Semitism

Was the most benign shit you could ever even imagine. Half of it was lauditory. Half of it was persecutory IN HIS DIRECTION. Seriously, you are the most self-righteous people on the fucking planet. Were DOES your delusion of moral superiority come from? Seriously! I just- I'm just curious. Because I know the religious come from their reality monster but uppity white liberal women I'll never know. You're worse than the zealots with that shit.

Hym "Kanye's Anti-Semitism is fine."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

Anti-Occam's Razor

Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.

I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.

by Moneek August 2, 2013

Anti-Valentine's Day

A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.

ITS ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
~steals candy from random people~

by Confuseded February 14, 2005

Anti-Valentine's Day

Celebrated on both February 13 and February 15, Anti-Valentine's Day is the holiday of physical love and sex. Whether between couples, singles, or copulation-crazed crazies, it is a day for lust.
The date is supposedly symbolic in that it will be celebrated before Valentine's Day to show sex can come before or without love, and after, so show that it will be there even after love.

I went out and screwed like a rabbit on Anti-Valentine's Day.

by Avada-Sinra February 17, 2007

Anti-O's

People who will say the opposite of anything President Obama says. Regardless of any previous position on the issues.

If President Obama says water is wet, then Anti-O's say water is dry.

by novembermorning May 31, 2011

anti gacha's

the community i used to be in and i left it its full of retards and neckbeards who say" REAL VIDEO!!" or "epic nuke"
its fucking annoying dont socialize with these idiots. most of their points are just "cope seethe mald , ratio fetus moment or fatherless child" they think they can take an entire community down with nukes and hacking youtubers which if you ask me is retarded

anti gachas: hahahha cope seethe mald lool
Based guy: dude you cant take a community down you basement dweller. also stop skidding thats bad you weird anti gacha's

by Lolorator360 November 19, 2021