anal cream

A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.

"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."

by cornporn June 6, 2017

anal cream

the ceam substance that comes out of the ass of someone getting fisted

jamie likes to fist people so he can eat the anal cream on pancakes

by (hu)BB February 17, 2004

anal cream pie

term given after you cum in an asshole

wow check out that anal cream pie

by todd page June 5, 2004

Anal Cream Pie Surprise

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.

"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

by Su1c1dal Duck December 11, 2013

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

anal cream pie

What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.

Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.

by merriwether lewis and clark gable May 17, 2006

anal cream pea

Gavin

Gavin is the Gavin of Anal cream pea

by Tyzgreene September 7, 2019