affected 

(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.

I got so affected last night that I had some serious blind-screamin' munchies later.

affected by The Vanilla Godzilla December 29, 2017

affectee 

A person that u dont officially have a "crush" on or "like" but would say yes if they asked u out, and are agreeable to hang out with.

"That guy is my affectee... if he asked me out, I'd TOTALLY say yes!"

affectee by Emma January 1, 2005

affected 

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.

After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".

affected by sandbags92 December 2, 2015

Affected 

Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs

"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"

Affected by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019

Affected 

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.

Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?

Affected by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022

Affected 

Popularised by the UK TikTok star Chelsea Lee Art, Being Affected means that a situation, event or person has led someone to become annoyed, upset or angry, similar to being “triggered”.

“i said she had a big nose, she was so affected” or “you know you’re wrong, get affected” or ”i lost the bet, im so affected.

Affected by smallwhitedog123 November 3, 2023

permanent affects of men taking cold showers 

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

permanent affects of men taking cold showers by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023