ASTROFADE

when you get so shit-faced drunk that you lose your grip on reality and only experience the feeling of drunkness in your brain and body
the term ASTROFADE was coined by Steven and Diego

Yo bro lets black out tonight.

Nah man im trying to get so drunk I hit the ASTROFADE

by ASTRO_FADER December 16, 2022

Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

astrodex

A person who is a communist, but thinks in a way that makes them very centralist, they are very nice people and will never get angry in a convo

guy 1: yo I was just talking to an astrodex we had a deep convo on politics and the universe

guy 2: sounds lit astrodex's are lit people to talk to ngl

by hamstussss August 28, 2020

Astrocide

Death in space

Jimmy: if I live long enough to go to space, I’m commuting astrocide

Timopher: jimmy are you high

by Timopher October 31, 2020

Astrobate

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.

when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011

Astropadoodle

An astronaut poodle noodles

I am an astropadoodle

by K2468 July 11, 2018

astroalerts

Best cook group

astroalerts is full of 7 year olds

by wfaaegwaegwh February 17, 2023