Ascend

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by jxnx2 June 28, 2021

ascend

To reach a higher level characterized by complete independence from everything

"We were surprised when Chris Kortbaoui ascended to a higher level and ace'd the physics test, broke the 3 minute mile record, and defeated the dragon in Wow."

by John Fianna February 4, 2007

ASCEND

You all will ASCEND one day!

Not a cult leader: you all will ASCEND someday!

by In desperate need of help April 6, 2022

Ascend

Reaching a higher state of mind through the use of cannabis

I'm gonna ascend during my managerial final because fuck that class.

by The Toxic Ascender December 21, 2020

Ascend

In blackpill (BP) and looksmaxxing communities, "ascend" means to improve your looks enough to escape inceldom or low SMV (sexual market value) status—basically "leveling up" from subhuman/low-tier normie to Chadlite/Chad or at least getting laid/attention from "foids."
The "(BP)" tags it as blackpill-flavored: true ascends are rare/hard because genetics dominate (hard blackpill says most can't truly ascend past their "spawn point"). Soft BP or looksmaxxing types push it as possible via mewing, gymmaxxing, surgeries (jaw implants, rhino), skincare, etc. Often used motivationally in edits/TikToks ("ascend fr") or doomer-style ("it's over, can't ascend"). High success stories get called "ascended" or "glowed up BP maxxed."

person a : " girls are finally talking to me bro"

person b :" yeah man u really ascended thats why "

by Brave traveler 88 March 15, 2026

ascend the tree

the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.

dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.

by Jonathan Burkels January 6, 2012

Ascend Selfbot

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by jxnx2 July 14, 2021