SOS

It doesn't really mean "Save our Ship" anymore, because whose ship really needs to be saved? Unless, of course, it is a cruise ship being attacked by pirates, as was the case recently near Africa. It really means "Save Our Shit!", any shit in peril.

"Oh no, my parents are here. Quick, SOS!"

SOS by MIL April 9, 2006

sos

SOS is an abreviation for Sick Of School

ah shit man im soooo SOS

sos by Hedra123 November 8, 2006

SOS

When someone poops themselves, or "Soil own Shorts"

Guy 1: Dude, you gonna come over??
Guy 2: No! SOS man!!!

SOS by hitMN94 June 30, 2011

SOS

smash-on-site - fight

Yo wen you see em SOS

SOS by Ripper June 22, 2003

sos

short for: source of sex

he's not my boyfriend he's my sos

sos by ang September 20, 2004

SOS

niggers white trash trailer trash rednecks arabs islam mohammad quran islamic religion lazy beaners gang bangers crack heads meth addicts coke heads spunderella drop outs Bush drug addicts townies dictators

Stuck On Stupid. Most: niggers, white trash, sand-monkies, and lazy beaners. This acronym is used for anyone who drops out of highschool, college, or does not earn a GED or some sort of trade skill. Becomming SOS is a choice.

Nina: "God I hate fucking niggers, whites, arabs, and lazy beaners!"

Dwayne: "Jesus, why are you so prejudiced?"

Nina: "'Cuz they're all SOS. If Niggers would have gone to college they wouldn't be out there gang-banging, killing each other like fucktards. But I guess thats a good thing 'cuz then there are less niggers. If those white trash fucktards would have gone to college I wouldn'd have to look at their disgusting trailer parks and there wouldn't be so much domestic violence. If it weren't for those Islamic sand-monkies they wouldn't be living in a shit hole of a country and we wouldn't be in this mother fucking war! And if it weren't for these God Damn Blessed Mother, Santa Maria, Catholic, wetback lazy beaners, 25% of my mother fucking paycheck wouldn't go to pay for their medical, foodstamps, and welfare! If they're going to come to this country they need to enroll in school, go to college, get a job, and pay taxes like the rest of us, instead of breading like the fucking cockroaches they are.

Dwayne: "oh."

SOS by The Anrkissed May 9, 2008

SOS

"Shit On a Shingle", used by naval officers. Term for bread and butter or something spread onto bread then toasted.

Bread and butter, Toast, grilled cheese, etc.

SOS by Joe P. January 4, 2004