A real asshole! He flirts with your girlfriend, and next thing you know, she leaves you and runs off with him! Beware of Greg's! They have a natural ability to hypnotize people (especially women) into doing what they want! They use tactics that are not approved of in the most advanced civilizations! Such as preternatural tricks of drugging women, and tricking them into becoming the Greg's mental slave! Or, being super nice, and super fake, which convinces most women, he's "a good guy"! Greg's are usually ugly, brutish, disfigured phantom men, who pray on younger girls and women who are 5-10 years their junior! Greg's simply want to shoot their demonic seed into as many women as possible to over run the Earth with demonoid bastard children, so as to solidify their empire! Greg's are all evil! Avoid like the plague!

(Girlfriend): Who's that guy over there? Do you know him?
(Boyfriend): No idea, never met him before in my life!
(Greg): Hey I'm greg, you want some drugs to get high?
(Boyfriend): No thanks...
(Girlfriend): Yeah sure!

20 mins later, Girlfriend and Greg are swooning over each other in the most vile ways, while Boyfriend is left alone sulking over his stolen love!

Greg by Zero$ September 9, 2014

Greg

1. A guy who is very perverted
2. A guy who hits on every girl he hears of... even if he has never me them and they live hundreds of miles away
3.A douche bag with who things he's a total baller

1. "Eew Greg just asked what size bra I wear... wtf I don't even know him!"
2. "This guy clear across the county just asked me out. Must be another Greg."
3. Greg- "Hey baby, wanna hook up?"

Girl- "No you weirdo!"

Greg- "Whatever I can have any chick... you look like you

ain't good in bed anyways

Greg by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011

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Greg

Greg is DUMBY T H I C C he will make you lose no nut November when you see him twerking and slapping his titties. He scares children with his girthy schlong and claps their cheeks.

I almost passed no nut November one year but then I saw Greg lookin THICCER than a bowl of oatmeal and creamed myself.

Greg by SHTEEVEDADDY6969 November 6, 2019

Greg

Awesome kid with a fucking huge dick that penetrates any bitch with maximum brutality,and is just a great person

Man:That greg is fucking awesome
Woman:especially in bed, I can barely walk after last night!

Greg by Awesome gman June 14, 2014

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