Not to be confused with "Alex", the way most normal
people spell their names, 'Aleks is different and unique. Despite being a huge prick underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an 'Aleks is actually worth your time.
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but
don't be fooled.
Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel
sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every
STD mankind knows. (And most likely
one or two that
haven't been discovered yet)