Noun.
A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large
FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various wal-marts or McDonald'
s, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If
one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, vegetables,
tight clothing and voluntary movement.