pretzel
pretzel by Rusty Collins October 10, 2015
Get the pretzel mug.
Related Words
Pretzel • pretzeling • Pretzel Boy • pretzel day • pretzeled • pretzel dick • Pretzel Dip • Pretzel-Dog • Pretzel fish • pretzel sex
Pretzel
The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.
Pretzel
Pretzel by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019
Pretzel
Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
Pretzel by Travey James January 6, 2020
Pretzel
When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
Pretzel by Angel stella November 30, 2020