manpon 

Something you say to a guy when he's having a period

Dude you need to change your manpon

manpon by diquetionaire November 14, 2014

manpon 

(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.

Yo! You moist ass half steppin' busta, your manpon fell out of yo pant leg!

manpon by Webstors Dictionary September 7, 2016

Manpon 

A word to describe a coon when he starts to cry because his Minecraft girlfriend switched to ROBLOX but she was his long lost dad.

Don’t be a fucking manpon

Manpon by The real manpon April 22, 2019

Manpon 

A foam attachments for a barbell or a piece of exercise equipment that protects a persons back when lifting weights. This is used when someone can not handle the pressure from the weight.

When Chad and Brad load 145 lbs on the bar for a back squat, they must first locate the Manpon to install on the barbell to protective their fragile backs from the bar.

Manpon by Urbologist July 30, 2019

Manpon 

A ballsack shaped pad made for soaking up all sweat when ur sweating ur balls off

Mrs. Teacher, I need a manpon

Manpon by Ethan.tha.great August 3, 2019

Manpon 

A rolled up pair of bikini briefs or fashion briefs used to insert in the anus after anal intercourse. A manpon is meant to sop up any lube or spunk and enjoy a good naked all-male snuggle.

Adam and Steve had a romantic evening. After sex, Steve inserted a manpon so they could spoon without a wet spot on the bed. Adam needed to borrow a pair of briefs as a result.

Manpon by KilgoreTrout2019 January 26, 2024

Manpon

When There is leftover toilet paper in your butt. This is a Manpon!!

You have a Manpon

Manpon by 0netimeinbandcamp November 15, 2025