Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\
Function: noun
A man who is so
manly that he can grow a
beard anywhere on his body at any moment in
time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy
shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!
Dude 2: Holy
shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.