Shelfie 

It’s a traditional Beer that can be found on the shelf at any Packie or store where they sell Beer. Not like the ones you can only get at breweries or specialty Beer stores

Tim’s a Beer snob, he only drinks IPA’s from Tree House Brewery, he doesn’t buy shelfies like Miller and Coors

Shelfie by TimmyTorture March 13, 2024

Shelfie stick 

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.

The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!

Shelfie stick by Handy Man April 23, 2025

Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

Upper Shelfie by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

Shitler Shelfie 

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.

Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!

Shitler Shelfie by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021

Selfie Control 

The act of controlling ones impulse to take a picture of themself.

Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.

Selfie Control by J&SilentRubob November 11, 2013

morning selfie

The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.

The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.

Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?

Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.

morning selfie by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014