The most elite University you
will ever hear of. In order to get into Perf University you must be able to take 7 shots without a chaser, stand on
one leg while reciting the national anthem in greek, wear ONLY sweatpants, be able to to ANY Kristen Wiig impression when asked, have the
name Abby, Grace, Aaron, Taylor, Kellie, Zoe, or Cassidy, and be incredibly HOT.