pool 

To have anal sex with a non-binary associating person.

Ima go get into a pool with that person over there

Fuck yea *High five*

pool by Imafuckingfuckfuckfuckfuci July 9, 2023

pool 

(verb) to scroll on a device very long, causing your mind to drip into a metaphorical puddle around you

1. God she's been pooling for hours now
2. I pooled until my fingers went numb

pool by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025

Pool Schnaupping 

The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.

1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks

Pool Schnaupping by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020

Pool Noodling 

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

Pool Noodling by labraptor December 3, 2022

Pool Hop

To jump into a pool that is not your own and escape before po po come. This act was very popular circa 1975, but has faded as of late. The few and the proud who keep this teenage tradition alive should be honored.

"I pool hopped fitty houses last week!"

Pool Hop by Danye June 16, 2005

Pool Whores 

Hot girls who go to hotel or resort pools as day guests, usually paying a pool fee, with the hopes of snaring rich hotel guests. This is especially rampant in Miami and Vegas.

The day job of the strippers from xxxxxx club is to go to hotel pools. Not only do they get a tan, but the pool whores also recruit guests to come to their strip club that nite.

Pool Whores by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Pool Crapper 

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.

Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it

Pool Crapper by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019