An oft maligned term used to describe the deliciously complicated, emotionally rich relationship (albeit platonic...well sometimes...see "fag hag
shag") that exists between a gay man and a heterosexual woman (occasionally a "made
lesbian". Let'
s not forget the "made lesbians"! It took a long painful journey for us to arrive at this final destination, so let's savor the vicarious shout out in this
definition.) The
fag hag relationship is so synergistic and perfect that it should serve as the utopian model for all heterosexual relationships. Ideal characteristics include but are not limited to: unconditional love and understanding, unflinching honesty, and let's not forget fidelity and abject
loyalty (oops, the chip that is missing in all heterosexual males.) One never has to worry about a gay man "cheating" on his
fag hag. To the contrary, the
fag hag is the emotional complement to a gay man's psyche (aside from a gay man's mother-either dead or alive.) Benefits include: tutorials in haute couture, interior decorating and party-planning as well as personal tips on beauty and grooming (every woman could use a personal stylist now and then!) While the pitfalls are few, the
fag hag must invest a great deal of
time and energy digesting the personal (sometimes all too personal!?) details of her gay man's sex life, whilst not possessing a fulfilling and enriching sex life of her own, or one at all! But it's all worth the
time and effort expended as the rewards are great in nature and kind-an enduring partnership that is rooted in mutual
respect and love (and let's not forget-it's NON-JUDGMENTAL.)