Richard

to quickly change the topic in a conversation

“this conversation is disturbing me, we need Richard.”
“Richard’s topic was no better. We must Richard to get rid of the Richard.”

Richard by EvIsn’tAwesome February 23, 2026

richard!! 

shockingly comical undersized phallus well below the lower bound of average

to otherwise LIE in the extreme

"richard!! is that all you got? I'm gonna use the vibrator instead, good night"
"richard!!" is a common expression of loathing and mockery pre-coitus aborting coitus

"richard!! stop fucking spamming UD with your BULLSHIT DICK claims"

richard!! by ZT 0599 June 15, 2013

Richard Hammond 

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

Richard Hammond by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018

richard gaas 

An extremely good looking guy. Who you wanted to make out with in high school, but couldn't because he was always taken.

Me: Oh gosh Whitney, I really want to make out with that guy.
Whitney: Sorry, girl he's Richard Gaas

richard gaas by carrie86 June 4, 2016

Richard in a box 

A euphemism for dick in a box.

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.

Richard in a box by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Richard Hammond 

Richard Hammond, verb, to massively crash

I got my first car, hope I don't pull a Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond by Nabroleon April 14, 2017

Richard Stallman 

God on Earth. He is the Lord, who shall save humanity from its misogynistic tendencies towards proprietary software. The very atoms of his body are holy, and every time he chews his foot fungus he is actually sampling pure divinity. He shall correct all those who dare to misuse the phrase "GNU / Linux," owing to the fact that Linux is the kernel and GNU is the system of components forming the building blocks of the operating system. He is the shepherd of all flocks and varieties of people, namely those who recognize the superiority of GNU / Linux. Like any good shepherd, he shall never lead his people astray, never compromise his sacred beliefs, and always set a truly aspiring example of what people should aspire to become.

Random person: What are you doing?
GNU/Linux user: I am kneeling before my Lord, Richard Stallman. May the goodwill of free software everlast amidst the endless torrents and tirades of evil proprietary software.

Richard Stallman by Bad C dev February 25, 2021